I know at least one other person spent an hour massaging the perfect visage from the extensive control panel only to find the one slider that screws up the whole face in one fell swoop. Furthermore, no matter what you do with that slider, you can never get it back to where it was. They really need to just label a few of them, “Screw up your face irreversibly, moron. That`ll teach you to spend an hour in the character generator instead of playing our game.” Though, I can see why they preferred more nebulous descriptions — They fit into a much smaller space.
Oh, and I really do love Oblivion. I haven`t played in a while because I`ve been involved in getting all this stuff set up for the comic and, admittedly, I`ve been tied up in Splinter Cell (which I haven`t done justice yet). The Splinter Cell series happens to be one of my favorites, so I`ve been…indisposed towards Oblivion. Plus, the Wii hits stores in ten days. I`ll be a bit too busy to finish the main quest any time soon. I guess that`s my fault for getting into the game so late in the year. Oh, well.
Of course, I made a promise that I would not curse unless it was necessary to really drive the joke home. Not only did I blow that, but I used some nice off-color humor as well. But hey, the way I think of it, porn is fair game — It`s even big in popular culture. Remember the episode of Friends with the free porn? If network TV can get away with it, I don`t feel bad.