The first of the undoubtedly many bad puns.
I got in line at the local Best Buy at around 8:45 to be the 36th person waiting for a Wii, the true object of my affection so to speak. Tickets were soon handed out for 30 consoles. The 30th person got in line at between 5:30 and 6:00, as I found out, and that`s when I realized that waiting in lines is pretty ridiculous. There`s always going to be people far more dedicated than I, so I won`t be likely to put any effort in until next Sunday at Best Buy, and I won`t be showing up before a few mintues to 9 again. Even counting that, I`ll still have less time invested in my search than those who waited for four hours for a console. I`m a patient man: I can wait until they`re readily accessible from a store shelf.