Perhaps all puns are bad by definition. These, however, are some of the worst I could come up with. Believe me, I tried.

Against my better judgement I went out of my way to watch “Lost” this week. Did anyone else instantly see the guy who offered Juliette the job and think “G-Man” from the Half-Life series? It`s like all of a sudden “Lost” has returned to its season one roots of oddness and posing intriguing questions. The downside is, at that point, I pretty much saw the rest of the episode coming with the clarity and sharpness of 20/15 vision, or at least what I imagine that would be like.

Oh, well. It`s better than watching another episode that sucks.