I’m laughing a lot, but of course there are lots of questions this whole story raises: How does the lobster reach the pedals? Where does he keep those coins? I leave these up to the reader, as I’m sure you’re more creative than I am. I would like to remind y’all that lobsters are basically bottomfeeding scavengers, so he’s probably pretty good at finding coins on an as-needed basis in all sorts of nooks and crannies.